Freak Certified - Novelty gifts for the depraved.

  • Buttaface Bag Female

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  • Buttaface Bag Male

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  • Freak in the Sheets Sticker

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  • USDD Certified Freak Sticker

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  • Freak Diploma for those who want to be Freak Certified.

    Freak Certified Certificate (Novelty)

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Bachelorette
Parties
Goes great with straws that are shaped like penises.
Award the Samantha
in Your Life
Got a friend who isn't just a ho for the holidays?
Let them know what they mean to you.
Presents for
Sorority Sisters
Could be a perfect present for your Big or Little.
Both are fun to call out.
Goes well with a decorated paddle.